P\u011bkn\u00fdm \u017een\u00e1m pivo kupujeme. Kv\u016fli \u0161kared\u00fdm ho pijeme.
\n(Ed O’Neill )<\/p>\n
Ten, kdo pije pivo, dob\u0159e sp\u00ed.
\nTen, kdo dob\u0159e sp\u00ed, neh\u0159e\u0161\u00ed.
\nTen, kdo neh\u0159e\u0161\u00ed se dostane do nebe. Amen.
\n(nezn\u00e1m\u00fd n\u011bmeck\u00fd mnich)<\/p>\n
L\u00e9pe v kr\u010dm\u011b myslet na kostel, ne\u017eli myslet na kr\u010dmu v kostele.
\n(Martin Luther )<\/p>\n
Nejhor\u0161\u00ed je posledn\u00ed lok lageru a nejlep\u0161\u00ed je posledn\u00ed lok ale.<\/p>\n
Ve v\u00edn\u011b je pravda, v pivu je s\u00edla a ve vod\u011b jsou bakterie.
\n(n\u011bmeck\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed)<\/p>\n
Chl\u00e9b je z\u00e1klad \u017eivot, pivo je \u017eivot s\u00e1m.
\n(anglick\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed)<\/p>\n
Pokud nem\u00e1\u0161 trp\u011blivost, nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161 d\u011blat pivo.
\n(africk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed)<\/p>\n
Z\u00e1bava je jako dobr\u00e9 pivo, jen z\u0159\u00eddkakdy si je u\u017eije\u0161 s\u00e1m.
\n(africk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed)<\/p>\n
Nic nen\u00ed tak drah\u00e9, jako prvn\u00ed pivo.
\n(francouzsk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed)<\/p>\n
Ml\u00e9ko d\u00edt\u011bti, maso mu\u017ei, pivo starci.
\n(vel\u0161sk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed)<\/p>\n
Pivo je p\u0159\u00ed\u010dinou i \u0159e\u0161en\u00edm v\u0161ech probl\u00e9m\u016f.
\n(Homer Simson)
\n
\nV\u017edy \u010di\u0148 st\u0159\u00edzliv\u00fd to, cos \u0159ekl, \u017ee bude\u0161 d\u011blat a\u017e bude\u0161 opil\u00fd. To t\u011b nau\u010d\u00ed dr\u017eet pusu.
\n(Ernest Hemingway)<\/p>\n
Dejte mi \u017eenu, kter\u00e1 miluje pivo a j\u00e1 dobudu sv\u011bt.
\n(Vil\u00e9m II. )<\/p>\n
Kdy\u017e jsem \u010detl o tom, jak je pit\u00ed \u0161patn\u00e9, rad\u011bji jsem p\u0159estal \u010d\u00edst.
\n(Henny Youngman)<\/p>\n
\u017divot je p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 kr\u00e1tk\u00fd na to, abychom pili levn\u00e9 pivo.<\/p>\n
Pevn\u011b v\u011b\u0159\u00edm v lidi. Pokud znaj\u00ed pravdu, mohou \u010delit jak\u00e9koli n\u00e1rodn\u00ed krizi. Nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed je d\u00e1t jim skute\u010dn\u00e1 fakta, a pivo.
\n(Abraham Lincoln)<\/p>\n
Pokud \u201epivo\u201c nebo \u201e\u017eeny\u201c nejsou odpov\u011bd\u00ed, pak se pt\u00e1te na \u0161patnou ot\u00e1zku.<\/p>\n
Pivo je nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm vyn\u00e1lezem v historii lidstva. Uzn\u00e1v\u00e1m sice, \u017ee kolo bylo tak\u00e9 skv\u011bl\u00e9, ale zdaleka se tak dob\u0159e nehod\u00ed k pizze.
\n(Dave Barry)<\/p>\n
P\u016fvodn\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek: <\/b><\/p>\n
Publius Ovidius Naso:
\nJ\u00e1 hledal to spr\u00e1vn\u00fd slovo, a on si t\u011b koupil za pivo.<\/p>\n
Vladim\u00edr P\u00e1ral:
\nV\u00edno – sk\u00e1\u010d, pivo – sr\u00e1\u010d, ko\u0159alka – sp\u00e1\u010d.<\/p>\n
Milo\u0161 Zeman:
\nJsem abstinent pouze na pivo, nikoliv na \u0161ampa\u0148sk\u00e9.
\n\u0160\u00ed\u0159\u00ed se f\u00e1my, \u017ee m\u00e1m velmi r\u00e1d becherovku a pivo. Ob\u011b jsou pravdiv\u00e9.<\/p>\n
J\u00e1ra Cimrman:
\nLep\u0161\u00ed pivo v \u017ealudku, ne\u017eli voda na plic\u00edch.<\/p>\n
Tade\u00e1\u0161 H\u00e1jek z H\u00e1jku:
\n(Pivo) N\u00e1poj tento jest velice zdrav\u00fd a velmi v\u00fd\u017eivn\u00fd, ducha na\u0161eho upev\u0148uje a mysl utu\u017euje a rozveseluje.<\/p>\n
N\u00e1bo\u017eenstv\u00ed se st\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed, pivo a v\u00edno z\u016fst\u00e1vaj\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Harvey Allen:
\nAlkohol m\u00e1 tu nev\u00fdhodu, \u017ee n\u011bkdy prozrad\u00ed podstatu na\u0161\u00ed bytosti a povahy. Nej\u010detn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed k\u00e1drov\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edpady jsou pr\u00e1v\u011b ty, kter\u00e9 za\u010daly nevinnou rozpravou u jednoho piva.<\/p>\n
Jan Proch\u00e1zka:
\nPo pivu se teprve \u010dlov\u011bk c\u00edt\u00ed, jak by se m\u011bl c\u00edtit p\u0159ed pivem.<\/p>\n
Stephen Leacock:
\nV sedm\u00e9m nebi b\u00fdval obvykle a\u017e tak po des\u00e1t\u00e9m pivu.<\/p>\n
Vladim\u00edr P\u00e1ral:
\nV tom pr\u00e1v\u011b spo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1 l\u00e9\u010debnej \u00fa\u010dinek piva, \u017ee v\u00e1s p\u0159i n\u011bm nic nenapad\u00e1.<\/p>\n
V pivu je vitam\u00edn\u016f m\u00e1lo, proto ho mus\u00edme p\u00edt hodn\u011b !<\/p>\n
moravsk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed:
\nPo pivu se blbne, po v\u00ednu se zp\u00edv\u00e1 a po ko\u0159alce se lidi perou.<\/p>\n
lidov\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed:
\nKde je pivovar, tam net\u0159eba peka\u0159e.<\/p>\n
V\u00e1\u0161e\u0148 je jako pivo. Kdy\u017e vyprch\u00e1, div\u00edte se, co na tom lidi maj\u00ed.<\/p>\n
holandsk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed:
\nD\u016fm pln\u00fd dcer je jako sklep pln\u00fd zkysl\u00e9ho piva.<\/p>\n
n\u011bmeck\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed:
\nPivo po v\u00edn\u011b – jedin\u011b pro svin\u011b, vino po pivu – hodno obdivu.<\/p>\n
Bohumil Hrabal:
\nPokrok je dobrej na to, aby lidi byli lidi, ale na chleba a m\u00e1slo a pivo je pokrok u\u010din\u011bnej mor, to se na tohle mus\u00ed j\u00edt s technikou sakra pomalu.<\/p>\n
Vladim\u00edr Ren\u010d\u00edn:
\nJsi b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e1 \u017eena, Marie. V\u011b\u010dn\u00e1 \u0161koda, \u017ee jsem t\u011b nepoznal d\u0159\u00edv ne\u017e pivo.<\/p>\n
\u0160koda, \u017ee jedin\u00ed lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed by dovedli \u0159\u00eddit n\u00e1rodn\u00ed hospod\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed, sed\u00ed v hospod\u011b u piva.
\n
\nMartin Luther:
\nSiln\u00e9 pivo je ml\u00e9ko starc\u016f.<\/p>\n
Benjamin Franklin:
\nPivo je d\u016fkazem toho, \u017ee n\u00e1s B\u016fh miluje a chce, abychom byli \u0161\u0165astni.<\/p>\n
\u010desk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed:
\nDobr\u00e9 pivo m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 poznat u\u017e po jednom loku, lep\u0161\u00ed ale je, b\u00fdt si zcela jist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
P\u011bkn\u00fdm \u017een\u00e1m pivo kupujeme. Kv\u016fli \u0161kared\u00fdm ho pijeme. (Ed O’Neill ) Ten, kdo pije pivo, dob\u0159e sp\u00ed. Ten, kdo dob\u0159e sp\u00ed, neh\u0159e\u0161\u00ed. Ten, kdo neh\u0159e\u0161\u00ed se dostane do nebe. Amen. (nezn\u00e1m\u00fd n\u011bmeck\u00fd mnich) L\u00e9pe...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":96174,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":24378,"footnotes":""},"categories":[286,262],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","category-pivni-toulky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pivovary.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pivovary.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pivovary.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pivovary.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pivovary.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pivovary.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96169\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pivovary.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/96174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pivovary.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pivovary.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pivovary.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}